Book: "A Young Faerie's Secret to Life"

A Young Faerie's Secret to Life

by Kitty Meowten, the Coffee Faerie

Life is another anagram for 'file'.

or 'efile'.

Which reminds me, 'evil' can be 'live', or 'vile'. Not that that's relevent in any way.

Oh yeah, you wanted to know a secret, aye? Heh, you want to know EVERYTHING, don't you? I bet you want to know the secrets of the universe, the key to happiness, the secret ingredient to my coffee, even what your next door neighbor had for breakfast two months ago this day!

Well..okay, maybe you don't wish to know the latter...so I guess I'll tell you the Secret to Life.

The Secret to life is...oh, hold on, my coffee's ready. *gets up to get coffee, and returns*

What were we talking about, again? Ah well, have some coffee!


	A Young Faerie's Secret to Life by Kitty Meowten, the Coffee Faerie Life is another anagram for 'file'. or 'efile'. Which reminds me, 'evil' can be 'live', or 'vile'. Not that that's relevent in any way. Oh yeah, you wanted to know a secret, aye? Heh, you want to know EVERYTHING, don't you? I bet you want to know the secrets of the universe, the key to happiness, the secret ingredient to my coffee, even what your next door neighbor had for breakfast two months ago this day! Well..okay, maybe you don't wish to know the latter...so I guess I'll tell you the Secret to Life. The Secret to life is...oh, hold on, my coffee's ready. gets up to get coffee, and returns What were we talking about, again? Ah well, have some coffee!