Book: "Carrot Conjuration"

This seems to have been wriiten by Wizard Wabbit, which, looking at the author picture on the back, looks a lot like a man with fur and long ears eating a very large carrot!

The prologue of the book says:

A carrot is a carrot and not an ape. A carrot can be used for anything, except rape.

Instructions in the book are for numerous spells and recipes involving carrots. Recipes include things like ``Carrot Soup'' and ``Carrot Fudge'' (not very interesting, rather disgusting). Carrot spells include ``Carrot Illusion'', ``Carrot Dart'' and ``The Living Carrot''. Attempting to read one of these spells however gives you a headache. Perhaps you are not a high enough level magician.